Call in for sick!

I woke up late that day.
Didn't feel quite well.
Felt like there's a rush of uncomfortable feelings running in me.
My blood vessels was pounding like a bitch.
My heart was pumping blood with the speed of an F1 racing car.
Oh damn.
Could it be the herbs yesterday.
Nah...don't blame them.
Then?
Oh....am i really sick?
I need to see a doctor.
I need to find out now!
NOW!
AKU TAKUT!
Hey Doktor!
AKU SAKIT APA NI LANCAU!?
Oh.
OK.
The doctor gave me some gaysprins and anti-biogaytics.
I threw it away.
I thought I had cancer.
And yes.
You can get an MC if you're clinically proven to be gay.

p/s:aku bukan gay.

INI JANJI AKU (Doctor,according to me,you're an asshole)