Monday, May 11, 2009

Badminton

No wonder Incredible Hulk got issues.
He misplaced his dick.











Falahi: 11 years old.
Megat: 10 years old.
Shahrin: 10 years old.

14 years back then, I was a badminton addict.Tiap-tiap petang, abes skolah agama, I would go to Megat's house, along with Shahrin to play badminton. Sampai maghrib la kitorang berangan jadi anak-anak sidek.

One day, Shahrin putuskan my tali racquet. I was so upset (maklumlah itu lah mainan paling mahal yg aku ade -raket badminton yonex utk beginner-).

Shahrin: Eh sori la.Nanti aku ganti balik k.Aku janji.

Weeks went by.
Lama gak aku tak jumpa Shahrin.
Aku bengang.
Kuang asam nye budak.
Ko x nak ganti RACQUET YONEX aku eh!

Aku report bapak aku!

My dad straight away called Shahrin's house (mana ada handphone zaman tuh)

Ring ring....

Pak Daus: Awak Shahrin eh? Saya bapak Falahi. Bila awak nak ganti tali racquet dia?
Shahrin: err...errr....esok saya ganti pakcik.
Pak Daus: ha..ok.hantar kat rumah saya.

Esok petang.
Shahrin datang.
Tapi pelik.
Dia datang pakai kain pelikat ala-ala batik.

Falahi: ha.....mana tali aku?
Shahrin: Nih ha...
Falahi: Ko nih dah kenapa datang pakai kain pelikat?
Shahrin: Aku kan baru sunat.
Falahi:err..eerr...SORRY ARIN!!!aku tak tau ko baru sunat!!
Shahrin: Takpe la. Lagipun kan aku dah janji nak ganti (sambil sengih mcm nak tumbuk aku je)

Aku mintak maaf Rain.
Kau dah kotakan janji kau.
Aku terharu.
Kau mmg kawan yang baik.
If u need help.
I will always be there 4 u!

INI JANJI AKU! (sambil jelir keluar-masuk lidah macam yang arin slalu buat)

3 comments:

  1. plus tarik2 baju skit... (arin)
    -ajil yg cakap

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  2. ko taknak citer ko mengamuk pijak pokok aku??hahaha

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  3. hahahahah lawak sungguh..
    kalo ko cite yg ko ngamuk kt rumah megat tu lg lawak..sbb megat ckp tu first time tgk ko marah hahahaha

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